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Aik Chinese bacha Pakistani sey: Yaar merey abbo ka chaltay chaltay intikal ho gaya hai.
Pakistani: Shit yaar! China ki cheezo mey yehi masla hey…

,–!””””””””””¡
/—l Fine atta !
“”O–””””””O”””‘
mulk me attay ka bohran hy
Jitna utar saktay ho utar lo
Phir na kehna mushkil waqt me yaad nahi kiya.

Policemen: JAIL main Kaise Aye?
SARDAR: “MEDIA ke LARKI interview ker rahi thi,
Us k SEENAY per “PRESS” likha huwa tha, Mai ne press ker diya..

A FaCT :
When U r up in life , ur friends get to know who u are …
but…
when U r down in life , U get 2 know who Ur friends are….

Man calls Wife through MOBILINK,
Call goes 2 another lady,
After talking 4 a while they started dating & got married.
Moral:
MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!

Boy:agr mai Mar gya to kia tum dosri shadi krogi?
Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sth reh longi
Girl.or agr me mar gai to?
Boy:To ma b Tmhri BEHAN k sath rehlonga.

Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?
ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

Bus chali
Jhatka laga
Ek sardar ek larki pr gira
Larki boli :
Badtameez, kya kar rahay ho ?
Sardar bola : Ji
” PUNJAB University se
“  B.COM  “.

My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Good Night

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone..
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we [...]

Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

3 Easy Ways to Die
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

IBLEES went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. 
But he Failed,  He Came Out Angrily & Asked,  Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?