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Ek janaza or ek baarat takra gaye..
unko dekhne wale b chakra gaye..
uper se awaz aai ,,”ye kaisi vidai hai..
mehboob ki doli dekhne yar ki mayyat aai hai…”,

“KAABA”- The House of ALLAH in Makkah. The Kaaba is covered by a black cloth known as ‘Kiswa’, which is produced  & changed every year. A special factory is designed for the making of Kiswa in Makkah. It costs apprxm SR 17 million. The cloth is made of 670 kgs of silver & dyed black. [...]

>¤QURAN PAK MAI¤<
“ALEF” 48872 itni baar aya hai.
“BA”11228
“TA”1199
“SA”1276
“JEEM”3273
“HA”973
“KHA” 2416
“DAAL” 5642
“ZAAL” 4697
“RA” 11793
“ZA” 1590
“SEEN” 5891
“SHEEN” 2253
“SUAD” 2013
“ZUAD” 1607
“TUA” 1274
“ZUA” 842
“AAEN” 92200
“GAEN” 2208
“FA” 8499
“QAAF” 6813
“KAAF” 9522
“LAAM” 3432
“MEEM” 26535

BETAB tamannaon ki KASAK rehne do.
MANZIL ko pane ki TARAP rehne do.
Aap bhale hi raho NAZRO se duur,
Par meri band AANKHO mai apni ik JHALAK rehne do.
Miss You

Quran pak main
Separay=30
Sajde=14
Munzil=7
Surtien=114
Maki=86
Madni=28
Raku=540
Ayaat=6666
Haroof=323760
Zabr=53243
Zear=39582
Pesh=8804
Mudd=1771
shud=1243
Nuqtay=105681
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لوح‎ قرآنی
[الم‎ ][حمعسق‎][ن‎]
[المص‎][حم‎][يس‎]
[كهيعص‎] ق‎ [آمين‎[

Woh chom lein ek bar to Urjaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain ye risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO “MACHAR BHAGAO:-o

Apni Aagosh Mein Ek Roz Chupa Lo Mujhko
Gham-e-Duniya Se Meri Jaan Bcha Lo Mujhko
Unko De Di Hy Isharon Mein Ejazat Mein Ne
Maangne Se Na Miloon To Chura Lo Mujhko
Apne Saaye Se B Ab To Mujhe Dar Lgta Hy
Ho Jo Mumkin To Nigahon Mein Chupa Lo Mujhko
Dil Mein Nakaam Tamannao ka Tufaan Sa Hy
Meri Uljhano Meri [...]

Ankhey hey matar ki trha
gal hey tematar ki trha
haut hey bhendi ki trha
pora chara hey gobei ki trha
Allha ney dost deya to wo bhei sabzi mandi ki trha.

1 elephant romantic mood may 1 chunty ko cherta hay.
Chunty ghussay may hathny kay paas jaty hay aur kehty hay:
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Apnay awara shohar ko samjha lo warna murd hamaray ghar par b hain .

Kash koi esa ehl-e-dil hotajo mri Arzu krta
kho jati gr men kahin to mri justju krta
me usk zehn-o-dilme kch is tarha samajati
k lab jb b kholta mri guftgu krta

A light can replace dark
A success can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothing can replace YOU
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WHY?
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Defective piece
No replacement:D

Whats the most confusing day in Europe and America?
Thinking?
Still thinking?                                                                                                                                                                                                 Fathers day….!!!!!!!!

”Dream ¡s N0t that
What U See in Sleep…
Dream ¡s The Th¡ng
Wh¡ch D0es N0t
all0w y0u t0 sleep”…!

Teachr. Bcho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi pioge.
bche:nhi pienge.
teachr:larkio ka pecha nhi kroge
bche:nhi krnge
teachr:un pr awazen nhi kso ge.
bche: nhi ksenge.
teachr: apni zndgi wtn pr qurban kroge.
bche:  krenge.
asi zndgi ka krna bhi kia he.

What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
9 boys came with roses,
1 boy came with
“MOLVI”
This is confidence….!;-)

Pakistan Ka Wo Konsa BOY Hai
Jo Har Girl Ko Naked Dekh Sakta Hai
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Kya Socha?
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Abay
LIFE BOY…;-)

Aapse Na ho baT To huM fikar krTe hen
Har waqT apne aapse aapka zikar krTe hen
Aap ki dosti haMain Naseeb se Mili hai
Is baaT ka huM RAB se shukar krTe hain!

Girl friendz r like
Paani puri
alwez tasty
Lovers r like
Pizzas
hot & spicy
Wifes r like
Daal Chawal
no other option
Guzara to
karna hai na . . .

Women r like an Internet Virus
they
ENTER ur Life,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER ur money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their prob.s,
DELETE ur smile
& HANG U 4ever!