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What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
9 boys came with roses,
1 boy came with
“MOLVI”
This is confidence….!;-)

Pakistan Ka Wo Konsa BOY Hai
Jo Har Girl Ko Naked Dekh Sakta Hai
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Kya Socha?
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Abay
LIFE BOY…;-)

Aapse Na ho baT To huM fikar krTe hen
Har waqT apne aapse aapka zikar krTe hen
Aap ki dosti haMain Naseeb se Mili hai
Is baaT ka huM RAB se shukar krTe hain!

Girl friendz r like
Paani puri
alwez tasty
Lovers r like
Pizzas
hot & spicy
Wifes r like
Daal Chawal
no other option
Guzara to
karna hai na . . .

Women r like an Internet Virus
they
ENTER ur Life,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER ur money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their prob.s,
DELETE ur smile
& HANG U 4ever!

Aik Chinese bacha Pakistani sey: Yaar merey abbo ka chaltay chaltay intikal ho gaya hai.
Pakistani: Shit yaar! China ki cheezo mey yehi masla hey…

,–!””””””””””¡
/—l Fine atta !
“”O–””””””O”””‘
mulk me attay ka bohran hy
Jitna utar saktay ho utar lo
Phir na kehna mushkil waqt me yaad nahi kiya.

Policemen: JAIL main Kaise Aye?
SARDAR: “MEDIA ke LARKI interview ker rahi thi,
Us k SEENAY per “PRESS” likha huwa tha, Mai ne press ker diya..

A FaCT :
When U r up in life , ur friends get to know who u are …
but…
when U r down in life , U get 2 know who Ur friends are….

Man calls Wife through MOBILINK,
Call goes 2 another lady,
After talking 4 a while they started dating & got married.
Moral:
MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!

Boy:agr mai Mar gya to kia tum dosri shadi krogi?
Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sth reh longi
Girl.or agr me mar gai to?
Boy:To ma b Tmhri BEHAN k sath rehlonga.

Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?
ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

Bus chali
Jhatka laga
Ek sardar ek larki pr gira
Larki boli :
Badtameez, kya kar rahay ho ?
Sardar bola : Ji
” PUNJAB University se
“  B.COM  “.

My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!