IBLEES went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. 
But he Failed,  He Came Out Angrily & Asked,  Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

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Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai  ke aap hamein bhula nai sakte.,

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I met money 1day I said:U r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper,but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.

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A simple “SALAM” can be so sweet
S= Sada khush raho
A= Aabad raho
L= La-zawal urooj dekho
A= Arzooain puri hon
M= Mujhe dua’ mei yaad rakhna,
So SALAM TO U!!.

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1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kra rony laga or bola
“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

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0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw
Not only Because Its Always Fun With You
But Also Because I Wouldn’t Mind Going Down 2 See You Rising !!!

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“HEIGHT OF DREAMING”
Last Night Bill Gates Came In My Dream And Said:
Yaar Tere Pass Windows-XP Ki CD Hay?

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Congratulations!
Good news for University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto next month
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

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3 FEELINGS

what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

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