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Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Good Night

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone..
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we [...]

Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

3 Easy Ways to Die
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

IBLEES went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. 
But he Failed,  He Came Out Angrily & Asked,  Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai  ke aap hamein bhula nai sakte.,

I met money 1day I said:U r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper,but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.

A simple “SALAM” can be so sweet
S= Sada khush raho
A= Aabad raho
L= La-zawal urooj dekho
A= Arzooain puri hon
M= Mujhe dua’ mei yaad rakhna,
So SALAM TO U!!.

1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kra rony laga or bola
“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw
Not only Because Its Always Fun With You
But Also Because I Wouldn’t Mind Going Down 2 See You Rising !!!

“HEIGHT OF DREAMING”
Last Night Bill Gates Came In My Dream And Said:
Yaar Tere Pass Windows-XP Ki CD Hay?

Congratulations!
Good news for PAF KIET University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant