Why Government do NOT allow

a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because asper Constitution,

you can

NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE

for the same

MISTAKE.

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When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

Good Night

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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

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If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

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Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone..

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

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Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.

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Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

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One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY

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A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

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3 Easy Ways to Die

Take a Cigar daily – You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily – You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly – You will die daily.

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