Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
Archive for May 22nd, 2008
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Filed in: Funny SMS Marriage SMS
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Good Night
Filed in: Funny SMS Good Night SMS Insult SMS
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
Filed in: Marriage SMS Short SMS
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
Filed in: Funny SMS Insult SMS
Let us be generous like this
Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone..
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we [...]
Love your friends not their sisters
Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.
Three FASTEST means of Communication
Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
Filed in: Insult SMS Misleading SMS
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
Filed in: Marriage SMS
A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking
A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
Filed in: Flirt SMS Insult SMS Wise SMS Quotes
3 Easy Ways to Die
3 Easy Ways to Die
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.
Filed in: Funny SMS Love SMS Misleading SMS
IBLEES went to Court to Prove
IBLEES went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
Filed in: Funny SMS Political SMS
Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai ke aap hamein bhula nai sakte.,
Filed in: Miss You SMS Poetry SMS Sad SMS
U r just a piece of paper
I met money 1day I said:U r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper,but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.
Filed in: Cool/Decent SMS Wise SMS Quotes
A simple “SALAM” can be so sweet
A simple “SALAM” can be so sweet
S= Sada khush raho
A= Aabad raho
L= La-zawal urooj dekho
A= Arzooain puri hon
M= Mujhe dua’ mei yaad rakhna,
So SALAM TO U!!.
Filed in: Cool/Decent SMS Friendship SMS Good Morning SMS
1 banday ka nashta kam banana
1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kra rony laga or bola
“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw
0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw
Not only Because Its Always Fun With You
But Also Because I Wouldn’t Mind Going Down 2 See You Rising !!!
Filed in: Friendship SMS
“HEIGHT OF DREAMING”
“HEIGHT OF DREAMING”
Last Night Bill Gates Came In My Dream And Said:
Yaar Tere Pass Windows-XP Ki CD Hay?
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Congratulations!
Good news for PAF KIET University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Filed in: Exams SMS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant



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