Aik memon mar raha tha
us ne apni bv aur bacho ko
aik aik ker k awaz di aur pocha k kaha ho?
sab ne jawab dia aap k pass hi hain to
marte howe memon ne jawab dia k
sab yahan ho to barabar wale room ka pankha q chal raha hai?
1 larki ne namaz parh kr dua mangi
To Maa ne pucha:Tum ne dua me apne liye kia manga?
Larki:me ne apne liye to kuch b nhi
Han aap k liye DAMAD manga hai 
In a park 2 lovers were eating chips by looking in2 each other eyes.
Girl:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me! BHUKKI…
Hansi Ne Labon Pe Machalna Chor Dia
Khawabon Ne Palkon Pe Aana Chor Dia
Nahin Aati Ab Tu Hichkian Bh
Shayad Aap Ne Hamain Yaad Karna Chor Diya
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay