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Aik memon mar raha tha
us ne apni bv aur bacho ko
aik aik ker k awaz di aur pocha k kaha ho?
sab ne jawab dia aap k pass hi hain to
marte howe memon ne jawab dia k
sab yahan ho to barabar wale room ka pankha q chal raha hai?
Archive for May 21st, 2008
May21
Aik memon mar raha tha
(8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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1 larki ne namaz parh kr dua mangi
1 larki ne namaz parh kr dua mangi
To Maa ne pucha:Tum ne dua me apne liye kia manga?
Larki:me ne apne liye to kuch b nhi
Han aap k liye DAMAD manga hai
(2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...Filed in: Funny SMS
May21
In a park 2 lovers were eating chips
In a park 2 lovers were eating chips by looking in2 each other eyes.
Girl:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me! BHUKKI…
(2 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Filed in: Funny SMS
May21
Hansi Ne Labon Pe Machalna Chor Dia
Hansi Ne Labon Pe Machalna Chor Dia
Khawabon Ne Palkon Pe Aana Chor Dia
Nahin Aati Ab Tu Hichkian Bh
Shayad Aap Ne Hamain Yaad Karna Chor Diya
(6 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Filed in: Miss You SMS Poetry SMS
May21
Please bike taze na chalao
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay
(5 votes, average: 3.2 out of 5) Loading ...Filed in: Funny SMS Sardar SMS
May21
Shadi me 1 pathan
Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.
(4 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...Filed in: Misc SMS Pathan SMS
May21
Mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai
Main jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi
karta k ye ibadat nahin tijarat hai.
Main dozukh k khof se ibadat nahin
karta k ye ibadat nahin ghulami hai.
Main ibadat sirf iss liye karta hon
k mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai.
(Hazrat Ali)
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...Filed in: Islamic SMS