Archive for May 20th, 2008

That is Not My Dog.

Posted on May 20th, 2008 in Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

A Sardar Goes to a Restaurant

Posted on May 20th, 2008 in Sardar SMS by Iram Javed
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A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

If Marriages Are Made in Heaven,

Posted on May 20th, 2008 in Marriage SMS,Misc SMS by Iram Javed
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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

A Sardarji Goes to a Chinese Restaurant

Posted on May 20th, 2008 in Funny SMS,Sardar SMS by Iram Javed
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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