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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
Archive for May 19th, 2008
May19
your husband needs rest
(5 votes, average: 4.8 out of 5)
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May19
Give me a pocket full of money,
Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
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May19
Itne kum marks..??
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
(2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...May19
What is BUSINESS ?
What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the [...]
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May19
Woh Konsi Baat Hai Jo Hazaron Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte Thay
Q: Woh Konsi Baat Hai Jo Hazaron Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte Thay
Aaj Bhi Kehte Hain Or
Qayamat Tak Kahengay?
A: “Bus Kal Se Parhai Start Karaingay”
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