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Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
Archive for May 17th, 2008
May17
I want to share all your worries
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May17
How he got into the house
A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
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May17
Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS
Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS n not their MINDS??
Bcz they now that men are STUPID, but not BLIND…!!
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May17
Thought of long life
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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May17
Last chance to run away
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
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May17
A Blind wife and a deaf husband. - Marriage SMS
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
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May17
Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge
Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge,Kya hum hamesha kunwaare rahenge,Is duniya men kitnon k Nikaah hogae,Kya naseeb men apne sirf Nikaah k Chhuwaray rahenge.
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