Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.

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A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.

“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”

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Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS n not their MINDS??

Bcz they now that men are STUPID, but not BLIND…!!

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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

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A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne

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Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge,Kya hum hamesha kunwaare rahenge,Is duniya men kitnon k Nikaah hogae,Kya naseeb men apne sirf Nikaah k Chhuwaray rahenge.

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