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Socha kisi apne se baat karun,
Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karun,
Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka,
Dil ne kaha kyun na aapseshuruwat karun.
*EID MUBARAK*

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de
Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

i am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for money,
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

A young FROG goes 2 PALMIST 2 knw its future
Pam:U ll meet a young girl who want 2 knw evrythng abt u
Frog:Gr8 when n where?
Pamist: Next year in biology lab;-)

Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.

Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se,
Warna hamein mohabat thi Samreen se,
Na pocho phr kya hal hua hamara,
Anjane ma ya sab keh dia Nasreen se…

Hi. Yar Railway mein job nikli hay.Tell me if u r intrested. Pay is 80000 per month
Train ki headlights kharab hain.candle lay k agay bhagna hay.

Humari dosti Bonenza jaisi nahi Since 1925,
Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi K ye dil maange more,
Ye to State life insurunce jaisi he,
Zindagi k sath bi Zindagi k baad bi?

Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”

Boy gave a dice to a Girl n said: If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i’ll kiss you!
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya?
Dobara baari ayegi

BREAKING NEWS
Girls hostel mein aag lag gai..
Raat ko he fire brigade k amlay ne aag par kabo pa liya..
Magar
Amlay pe abhi tak kabo nahin paya ja saka..

Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr bulaya wo late hogai
Girl: Am i late?
Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nend arahi hai
Dosri ka time ho gaya tu ab aarahi hai.

Dr: Ap pagal kyun hue??
Pagal: Kuch time pehle main ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti nay mere baap se shadi ki, youn wo mere maa ban gai, un k ghar beti hui to wo meri behan hui kyun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri tarf wo meri nawasi bhi [...]

If a Black Cat crosses u,
when u r going somwhere,
wat does it mean???
It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI