One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

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1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

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Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de

Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

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Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

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Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,

Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the

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Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

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i am a killer!

i kill poople for money,

i am a killer! i kill people for money,

but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

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Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,

sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.

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Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se,
Warna hamein mohabat thi Samreen se,
Na pocho phr kya hal hua hamara,
Anjane ma ya sab keh dia Nasreen se…

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