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Archive for May 13th, 2008

May13

Tere paas kya hai?"

“mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.Tere paas kya hai?”Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

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May13

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,Usse chahna ek bhool hai.Jo inki soch mein gul hai,Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

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May13

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Larna,

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Larna,Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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May13

I have read all syllabus

Hurraaah……
I have read all syllabus
Only! books and notes are pending to read

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May13

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.It functions right from the time we are born,and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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May13

To be a "Good professional"

To be a “Good professional”,always start to study late for “Exams”.Because it teacheshow to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!

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May13

My nights are going sleepless,

My nights are going sleepless,my days are going useless.So I asked GOD, “is this love?”GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”

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May13

Biwi aur premika sath sath

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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May13

Papar aur jhapar main farak

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

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May13

Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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May13

Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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May13

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

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May13

Tera dost chor hai kya

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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May13

Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

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May13

Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot [...]

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May13

Battery is ok

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”

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May13

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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May13

Munna: cigarette slow poison ka kam karta hai.

Munna:Teray ko maaloom hai k cigaretteaik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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May13

Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Kya ray!Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai

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May13

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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