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Archive for May 13th, 2008
Class Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai,
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Larna,
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Larna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
I Have Read All Syllabus
Hurraaah……
I have read all syllabus
Only! books and notes are pending to read
Human Brain is the Most Outstanding Object in World.
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
To Be a "Good Professional"
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches
how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!
My Nights Are Going Sleepless,
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”
GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”
Biwi Aur Premika Sath Sath
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
Papar Aur Jhapar Main Farak
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
Chand Toh Raat Ko Nikalta Hai
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?