Archive for May 8th, 2008

Baar Baar Yeh Din Aaye,

Posted on May 8th, 2008 in Birthday SMS by Iram Javed
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Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!

Suraj Roshni Le Kar Aayaa

Posted on May 8th, 2008 in Birthday SMS,Poetry SMS by Iram Javed
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Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ?ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

You Can Spend Hundreds on Birthdays

Posted on May 8th, 2008 in Birthday SMS by Iram Javed
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You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME….

A Student Grabbed a Coin

Posted on May 8th, 2008 in Exams SMS by Iram Javed
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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

SAY NO TO EXAMS

Posted on May 8th, 2008 in Exams SMS by Iram Javed
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

EXam’s Song by Munna Bhai

Posted on May 8th, 2008 in Exams SMS,Munna Bhai SMS by Iram Javed
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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Chund Lamhon Mein Exam Aa Jayega

Posted on May 8th, 2008 in Exams SMS by Iram Javed
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Exams Are Like GIRL FRIENDS

Posted on May 8th, 2008 in Exams SMS by Iram Javed
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Exams Ke 4 Din Pehle Syllabus Dekha to Yaad Aaya

Posted on May 8th, 2008 in Exams SMS by Iram Javed
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

Kash Koi “exam Result” Ka Insurance Kara Deta

Posted on May 8th, 2008 in Exams SMS,Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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