Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO”, “MACHAR BHAGAO”

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

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1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!

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Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!

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Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY

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Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!

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While Dad was polishing his new car,
his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In his anger, Dad took the child’s hand & hit it many times, not
realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, his child said “Dad when will my fingers grow back?”
Dad was so hurt.
He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Sitting back he looked at the scratches, child wrote “I LOVE YOU DAD”
Anger and Love has no limits…

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Friend is one, who
(F)inds u in a
(R)ush of people,
(I)nspires u to dosomething in life, catches ur
(E)motions &
(N)ever leaves u till
(D)eath…

F-R-I-E-N-D

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arsh e makhmal pay a sonay walon!
tumhain qbar main sona paray ga
apnay aamaaal ka jaiza lo!
warna qabar main rona parega
chorday zindage ka yeh mela
jaiga to yahan say akela….

khoobsurat haseen yeh badan hay
is ko bejan hona pare ga

char yaron kay kandhon pay
jis din teri barat nikaly ge ghar say

pehan kay kafan ka ik jora
jab jinazay main sona paray ga

khak say yes bana jism tera
khak he main yeh mil jaey ga….

aik roz yahan pay too aaya aikroz to jana pare ga….
soch lay soch lay apnay kal ka muhasba kar lay too apnay dil ka…
hashar main shahan sha ka aagay
jab jawab de hona paray ga…..

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