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Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO”, “MACHAR BHAGAO”

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!

Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!

While Dad was polishing his new car,
his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In his anger, Dad took the child’s hand & hit it many times, not
realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, his child said “Dad when will my fingers grow back?”
Dad was so hurt.
He [...]

Friend is one, who
(F)inds u in a
(R)ush of people,
(I)nspires u to dosomething in life, catches ur
(E)motions &
(N)ever leaves u till
(D)eath…
F-R-I-E-N-D

arsh e makhmal pay a sonay walon!
tumhain qbar main sona paray ga
apnay aamaaal ka jaiza lo!
warna qabar main rona parega
chorday zindage ka yeh mela
jaiga to yahan say akela….
khoobsurat haseen yeh badan hay
is ko bejan hona pare ga
char yaron kay kandhon pay
jis din teri barat nikaly ge ghar say
pehan kay kafan ka ik jora
jab jinazay main [...]

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CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella,
that’s Confidence
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TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air,
he laughs…… because he knows you will catch him;
that’s Trust
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HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we [...]

Pakistan means in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A =  Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity
 

Best inspiring message of the year?
If u r born poor, its not your mistake
BUT
if u die poor, its your mistake
- BILL GATES
 

1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke
 

Ek sardar ko poori raat machcharo neboht pareshan kiya
Us Ka Dimag Ghooma
Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya Aur Bola
Ab Kato
Salo
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“Sab Ke Sab Marogery”
 

Maine Usko “SALAAM”
Lekh Bheja
Haal.e.Dil “TAMAAM”
Lekh Bheja.
Maine Pocha Tere
“HONT”
Kaise Hain.
Usne Ek Lafz
“JAAM”
Lekh Bheja.
Maine Pocha Tere
“BAAL”
Kaise Hain.
Usne Qudrat Ka
“INAAM”
Lekh Bheja.
Maine Pocha Kab
“MULAQAT”
Hogi.
Usne Qayamat Ki
“SHAAM”
Lekh Bheja.
Maine Pocha Itna
“TARPATI”
Kion Ho.
Usne Jawani Ka
“INTIQAAM”
Lekh Bheja.
Maine Pocha Tuje
“NAFRAT”
Kis Se Hai.
Usne Mera Hi
“NAAM”
Lekh Bheja…

Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)

Zindagi har pal khaas nahi hoti
phoolon ki khushbu hamesha pas nahi hoti
milna hamari taqdeer mein likkha tha
warna itni pyari dosti kabhi itefaq nahi hoti

Phoolo ki wadi main ho basera aap ka
sitaroon k aangan me ho ghar aap ka
dua hai hamare aap k liye
k aap se bhi khubsurat ho naseeb apka?
Good Luck 

Ham DIL me Arman diya karte hain!
AAnkhon se neend chura liya karte hain!
Ab se jab b aap ki PALKAIN JHAPKAIN gi
Samajh lena hum aap ko yaad kia karte hain….
Miss You