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Comparison is the best way to judge our progress,

But not with others.

COMPARE your YESTERDAY with your TODAY

to get the best results.

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Husband : Archaeologists found a 100 thousand year old jaw bone of a female!
Wife : How do they know it was a woman’s jaw?
Husband : Its still moving!

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A girl in the bedroom is shouting!

Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah

Aah-chi!

She is having cold.

What you think you dirty mind.

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Who is the Boss?

The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
"I’m the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: –
 
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!" 

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Who is the Boss?

The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
"I’m the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: –
 
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!" 

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Aplogizing

does not always mean you are wrong and the other person is right.

it just means you value your relationship more than you ego.

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LAST GIFT OF THIS YEAR 4 U…

Nahi Hai Gardish-e-Doraan Pay Ikhtiyar Mager

Khuda Wo Din Na Laye K Pareshan Ho Tum,
(Aameen)

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Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo.
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

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Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala
Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala
Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Uparwala
Yahi Dua karta hai apka yeh chahnewala

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