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Pakistani Cricketers Funny Jokes

Posted in Cricket SMS | 227 views so far...
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What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Pakistani Innings.
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Where do Pakistani batsmen perform at their best?
In Advertisements.
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When will Imran Farhat have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
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What is the height of optimism ?
Kamran Akmal coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
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Phone Call for Shohaib Malik:
Pakistan Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
Wife :”Can I talk to Shohaib this is his wife.”
Pakistan Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”

How to Speak English in Presentation Ceremony?

Posted in Cricket SMS | 145 views so far...
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What is the biggest pressure for pakistan cricket team

When they have one run to chase in 8 overs with five wickets in hand.

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How to speak english in presentation ceremony?

Let It Snow by Google

Posted in Misc SMS | 162 views so far...
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Go to Google

and

Type

"Let it snow"

and wait for it.

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Comparison is the Best Way to Judge Our Progress

Posted in Wise SMS Quotes | 140 views so far...
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Comparison is the best way to judge our progress,

But not with others.

COMPARE your YESTERDAY with your TODAY

to get the best results.

Archaeologists Found a 100 Thousand Year Old Jaw Bone of a Female

Posted in Funny SMS, Wife / Husband SMS | 192 views so far...
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Husband : Archaeologists found a 100 thousand year old jaw bone of a female!
Wife : How do they know it was a woman’s jaw?
Husband : Its still moving! :-D

A Girl in the Bedroom is Shouting!

Posted in Adult SMS | 516 views so far...
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A girl in the bedroom is shouting!

Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah
Aah

Aah-chi!

She is having cold.

What you think you dirty mind.

Who is the Boss?

Posted in Funny SMS | 212 views so far...
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Who is the Boss?

The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
"I’m the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: –
 
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"  :)

Who is the Boss?

Posted in Funny SMS | 139 views so far...
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Who is the Boss?

The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
"I’m the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: –
 
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"  :)

Aplogizing

Posted in True Relationship SMS, Wise SMS Quotes | 138 views so far...
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Aplogizing

does not always mean you are wrong and the other person is right.

it just means you value your relationship more than you ego.

Last Gift of This Year for You…

Posted in Happy New Year 2013 SMS | 247 views so far...
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LAST GIFT OF THIS YEAR 4 U…

Nahi Hai Gardish-e-Doraan Pay Ikhtiyar Mager

Khuda Wo Din Na Laye K Pareshan Ho Tum,
(Aameen)

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